Art's Flip Out of the Week

Brand new jean jacket,
Punching and kicking of teeth,
D-bag eats pavement.

Art's Flip Out of the Week

Fat woman in black
Momentum like a freight train
Smells like dead mushrooms

Art's Flip Out of the Week

Flying purse of death,
Full of pills and bingo cards,
Oops I crapped my pants.

Art's Flip out of the Week

Jail cell smells of sex.
Two men. Ravenous. Grunting.
The blood and sweat mix.

Art's Flip out of the Week

Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane - Watch more free videos

Avoid eye contact
Paper makes me go crazy
Catch a monitor

Art's Flip out of the Week

Rise mighty spirit
Beaten into submission
Deer rape is pending

ART's FLIP OUT of the week

Gay PT cruiser
Purple finish makes me limp
And attracts crack heads

ART's FLIP OUT of the week

Rage consumes the soul.
Gigantic shorts hide small legs.
Sleep chocolate friend.

ART's FLIP OUT of the week

Bare-Chested Hardcore Flip Out

This weeks flip out brings multiple levels of Hardness (definitely brought out mine). Here are some important pointers for achieving full hardness during a flip out clearly demonstrated by these guys...
1) Send your opponent into an awkward state of arousal by eating their blood
2) An awkward state of arousal naturally leads to torn clothing and ultimately man chest
3) Losing body parts only increases flip out related hardness
4) One liners will leave your opponent flaccid while increasing your hardness to undefeatable levels (unless it doesn't)
Just remember...if you can't beat them, flip out harder than them...for your health!