Male gymnasts aren't just gay

They're also uncoordinated.

If you take Captain Insano into account, they're also not flexible.

Where's the Beef?

Summer time is best spent by grilling and drinking everyone knows this. It's patriotic to love grilling and drinking. Only hippies and commies don't love grilling and drinking during the summer. But all is not well in this griller's heart.

The Colorado Beef Council is leading governing and advertising group for beef in the US. Their well know slogan is "Beef. It's what's for dinner." Being from Colorado myself, I have a special fondness to these ads, and recently, things are not well. The new spokesman for the Colorado Beef Council is non-other the internationally known sissy man-boy, Matthew McConaughey. Oh yes, it's that bad. Here is one recent add. http://www.cobeef.com/CMDocs/ColoradoBC/0338YNLB%20Colo%20Tag%2030%20sec.mp3

and

http://www.cobeef.com/CMDocs/ColoradoBC/0336YNLB%20Colo%20Tag%2060%20sec.mp3

Now, not that there is anything with beef, but the spokesman should be someone who actually eats beef and doesn't star in chick flicks that his royal gingerness (Captain Insano) owns. The Colorado Beef Council should have stayed with their old spokesman. He alone could win a lifetime achievement award for mustache of the week. He is an actor who only plays cowboys or sergents in wars, not girly men trying to marry JLo (ask Cpt Insano). I am referring to no other than Sam Elliot. He is the real "Beef. It's what's for dinner." guy.

Besides who would you rather eat a manly piece of steak from?

We all know who Jersey would pick, but what about the rest of America?

Still no... but you smell greaaaat

This may go along with Walter's description of ART, but I think it falls more in the Captain Insano territory. Why? Because he may or may not have invested in roofies as a member of a fraternity.



Also, Captain Insano loves house music, to pump him up when he's not listening to Moby.

"Moby doesn't sample, he creates"

In a discussion with Captain Insano yesterday, I was informed that Moby doesn't sample music, he just creates new music.

This is true. Except when he samples. Which is quite frequent. Example:

Moby "featuring" Patti Labelle. Miami Vice Soundtrack, track 2. Originally a Labelle song, sampled by Moby.

This article talks in depth about Moby's use of sampling in his albums.

So, Captain Insano, it seems you're full of shit. I reiterate Chet's statement from before: Moby is not good.

To make this post much manlier, here's more Slash to de-Mobify this blog.

Something for Chet and Insano to aim for

Someday you two may approach this gentleman's eschelon of racing to Boone's Farm.

To put it in racing terms, he's Dale Earnhardt and you're an 70 year old asian woman in her Honda Civic.

AKA You're slow at chugging.

I don't care that you chugged your Boone's faster than I did.  Let's drink 40s like men, not Boone's like 15 year olds who got invited to the prom by some upperclassman.  You're just getting drunk off Boone's so you'll have the courage to play just the tip with the starting quarterback.