Monday, June 2, 2008

Where's the Beef?

Summer time is best spent by grilling and drinking everyone knows this. It's patriotic to love grilling and drinking. Only hippies and commies don't love grilling and drinking during the summer. But all is not well in this griller's heart.

The Colorado Beef Council is leading governing and advertising group for beef in the US. Their well know slogan is "Beef. It's what's for dinner." Being from Colorado myself, I have a special fondness to these ads, and recently, things are not well. The new spokesman for the Colorado Beef Council is non-other the internationally known sissy man-boy, Matthew McConaughey. Oh yes, it's that bad. Here is one recent add.

Now, not that there is anything with beef, but the spokesman should be someone who actually eats beef and doesn't star in chick flicks that his royal gingerness (Captain Insano) owns. The Colorado Beef Council should have stayed with their old spokesman. He alone could win a lifetime achievement award for mustache of the week. He is an actor who only plays cowboys or sergents in wars, not girly men trying to marry JLo (ask Cpt Insano). I am referring to no other than Sam Elliot. He is the real "Beef. It's what's for dinner." guy.

Besides who would you rather eat a manly piece of steak from?

We all know who Jersey would pick, but what about the rest of America?

1 comment:

Willard said...

I agree that Sam Elliott makes a much better spokesman for beef. Robert Mitchum had to die before he was why did they let Sam Elliott go? If anyone knows the truth, please let me know....Will Kessel (