Someday you two may approach this gentleman's eschelon of racing to Boone's Farm.
To put it in racing terms, he's Dale Earnhardt and you're an 70 year old asian woman in her Honda Civic.
AKA You're slow at chugging.
I don't care that you chugged your Boone's faster than I did. Let's drink 40s like men, not Boone's like 15 year olds who got invited to the prom by some upperclassman. You're just getting drunk off Boone's so you'll have the courage to play just the tip with the starting quarterback.