ACC
As our Chinese friends say, Clemenson
Big East
To appease Squirrels WVU
Big 10
Because Bucky Badger can't stop the run OSU
Big 12
Because some 10 year old in front of me at the Nats game last night had a Sooners shirt OU
SEC
Because their running back is named Knowshawn Georgia
Pac-10
Because of Prefontaine Oregon
Norte Dame will win 9, including the first ever Yeti/Walter/Ron Burgundy ND/Purdue Drinkfest (not to be confused with the ART/Walter/Ron Maryland/WVU drinkfest)
Michigan will win 7
Maryland will win 6 but will not close out the basement of the ACC Atlantic division
Tim Tebow will hold at least 15 prepubescent Indonesian penises during the season, maybe all at once
Beanie Wells will win the Heisman
Oklahoma will win the national championship over Florida
We all will love college football.
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