Apparently this shit isn't dead.

So check this site out, especially the sex posts. You WILL laugh your ass off.

F My Life dot Com

Boom. Roasted!

Cornell called, they think you suck, and you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted.

This is why failblog is the best website ever

Oh Yea!

Lightning Bolt of the week - McNuggets Edition

turns out that if you want McNuggets - you really want them. If they run out I think calling 911 three (3!) is certainly in order

Stupid Lady calls 911 3 times in an attempt to get her McNuggets

LBotW - Why haven't we posted in 3 months edition

So I just decided about 5 minutes ago I'm not giving up without a fight - let's keep posting stupid youtube videos until the man won't let us anymore. We can't stop just because we're too f#$%ing lazy dammit!

The future is so bright here I gotta wear shades

I could totally do that

Does this swing the tide in McCain's favor?

Only if he's saying "Grr, I'm gonna getcha!"



From my wife via Yahoo!

Camping trip this weekend, including beer. Maybe there will be pictures?

I treat my objects like women

Heard this on NLO.

just 35 minutes of people getting jacked up

The ULTIMATE COMPILATION!!!
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Half-assed recap anyone? OK, half-assed recap it is.

Thursday: Arrived in Cbus. Went to the Library to watch the USC/Beavers game. Beavers for the win. Drank gin.

Friday: Yeti vomits at 9 AM. Shower, get Arby's drive through. Get on 270. Vomit in car - more specifically in Arby's bag, which is in the car. Clock reads 12:30. Double puke. Whee!



Get to south bend, hangovers abound. Watch "Leave it to the Real Beavers" in Walter's living room while waiting for him. Checked out campus. Saw two guys in gay hats hugging.

Went to eat huge burgers. Then went to some bar. There were a couple awesome people we had to document:
This guy still had the tag on his sport coat:


This guy had a tattoo that said "Made in Taiwan" on his neck:


This guy had a misshaped bald head:


Then we went home and watched Open Water 2: Adrift. Watch it, it's breathtaking!!

Saturday we went to the game. Game started at 3:30, tailgating started around 9. I had a hangover and needed to poop because of the big burger. Failure abounded. Drinking proceeded slowly for me. Walter and the Yeti drank the beers shotgun style:


We took one picture that we can frame and put by our beds so we can sleep near each other every night:


The game was OK. More like Pur-don't!!

Then we went back to the tailgate, a few more beers, some more at Walter's house and then sleep.

On the trip back, we documented a house with three (THREE!!!) cameros in front of it. Check this sweet shit out:

(God Bless The Midwest)

All in all, a great weekend. Next year we'll convene in Columbus Ohio.