Does this swing the tide in McCain's favor?

Only if he's saying "Grr, I'm gonna getcha!"



From my wife via Yahoo!

Camping trip this weekend, including beer. Maybe there will be pictures?

IRB's Classy People of the Week: May 22

Who is classier than a creepy ass movie star? Nobody. That's why this week's classy person of the week is Kurt Russell.

Oh, you don't think he's creepy classy? Here's some evidence:

1) Nothing is classier than starting your life dressed like somebody out of the Bee Gees. Or Goodfellas. Don't get much better than that.



2a) Nothing is classier than starring in a futurpocalypse movie.



2b) And then following it up with another.



3)How about playing a pervy sea captain? He probably wants to let you swab his poop deck.



4) Or maybe wearing a Tsingtao shirt while hanging out with two dudes who look like the pervy Eurotrash from Eurotrip.



5) How about dressing up as a fireman in order to climb up into someone's bedroom unnoticed?



6) He also stars in G-rated Disney hockey movies. That's as classy as it comes. Instead of being ranked up there with Paul Newman from Slap Shot , he's side-by-side with Gordon Bombay. We all know hockey is for real men, not Disney lore.



If you haven't been convinced Kurt Russell is classy as hell, I ask you to look no further than the movie Death Proof. Not only is he super pervy, but he's a stuntman. Who stares into the camera and fucks your soul. Then kills cars full of attractive ladies, for no apparent reason.





To conclude:
Kurt Russell is creepy classy as shit. Maybe it's not really Kurt Russell, but the roles he chooses to play. But anybody who stares into the camera like that is a stone cold creep.

You stay classy, Kurt Russell.

More watching?

The back of this guy's head is watching you poop.

Robo-gingers?

It has come to my attention that the gingers may be forming an army of unstoppable cyborgs.  Here is an image of one, which may be Captain Insano's uncle/laptop.

There's also a baby ginger known as the "chosen one".  He is supposed to be like Anakin Skywalker, but for gingers not jedis.  I don't know what powers gingers are supposed to have besides the amazing ability to sunburn at an astonishing rate.  He looks like this:

Keep alert.  This could be a false alarm and just a picture of the Yeti as a baby.

What would Jeff Goldblum do?

Be honest with yourself, you're going to be a bit paranoid the next time you go to the bathroom.