Art's Flip Out of the Week

Girl blocks with her face
Happens to be with the hulk
his dong is pale green

It's Rush!!!

Another reason Colbert is the man

Art's Flip Out of the Week

Punches cut the air
Furious Russian police
Don't block with your face

Yes and sir

So I signed off for the weekend, but this made me giggle too much to not post.

Art's Flip out of the Week

Jail cell smells of sex.
Two men. Ravenous. Grunting.
The blood and sweat mix.

Slash - Face-Melter Extraordinaire

There's been a lot of talk on Tuesdays about face-melting. While IRB? is 100% correct with RUSH melting faces on a daily basis, some contributors are unaware what constitutes face-melting. For example, the Ginger King thinks that Moby melts faces. CI likes to listen to Moby after frat parties before going to grope on some skanks on the Jersey shore. I hate to break it to him, but Moby is not a face-melter. Moby isn't even good. He probably isn't even a dude.

NOT GOOD

To prevent any discussion about what constitutes as face-melting that might interfere with drinking on Tuesdays, I am going to suggest that one of the top 5 best face-melters of all time is Slash.

What other man can pull off a hoop nose-ring and a top hat while smoking a cigarette and wailing sweet guitar riffs? Slash is the man.

If anyone should doubt that Slash is top 5 face-melters, check out his two guitar solos. One at 4 minutes and the other at 7 minutes.