Surprise!

SEC schools suck academically. But, they're good at football. Is there a connection?

Maybe Notre Dame can use the old academic standard excuse after all.

Wait a minute... Notre Dame is ranked number 18, and Stanford is 4?!

Didn't Stanford win last year, with a better academic ranking?

Just 5 minutes and 8 seconds of people wrecking bikes

What else can you ask for?

(Found on With Leather)

Dance of the Week

This week's post goes out to honor all those wonderful ladies that try their luck at pole dancing.

7/10 

good looks but did not man up and try again

7.5/10 

nice landing

Pole dancing fight class - The most popular videos are a click away

9/10 

attempting to hold yourself upside down on a pole = dumb 

trusting your friend to spot you while attempting to hold yourself upside down on a pole = dumber 

fighting your friend because you fell on your head = priceless

Swing, and a miss

Draw it out. Get pumped up. Punch the floor.

Half of our "staff" is now back from vacation on the outer banks. Hopefully we can get back to workposting.

Not quite the flip out of the week, but close

Backflip Mistake


Sweet numchuck skills. Just keep swingin, brah.

IRB?'s Classy People of the Week, May 15th

Maybe it’s because I’ve taken my namesake from the legendary Ron Burgundy.  Maybe it’s got something to do with the relative ease difficulty of noticing the “on air” light.  Maybe it's because we all think we could report the news better than half these clowns.  Or maybe it's because this is what YouTube was invented for.

Newscasters are my classy people of the week.  Why?  None of this is new, but here's my evidence:

I know what you're going to say.  Of course a New York City news reporter is classy.  Everyone in New York City is classy.  You're right.  So what the fuck are you doing?  Probably sipping a Perrier, wearing a cravat and playing croquet.  Stay classy New York City.



Nothing is classier than reporting sledding from the bottom of the hill.  Because if you report from the top, you're a pussy.  If you report from the bottom, get mowed over, do a flip, and finish your segment... well you're still a pussy, but at least you did an awesome flip.



Good, classy news starts with connection with the listener.  If you're on camera, you should look at the working camera.  When reporting from the field, you should look directly at the only camera there.  However, you probably should keep an eye out for what's in front of you.



One of the best ways to connect with your listeners is to go to a classy local event and inform them of the fun they can have.  Wine is a classy thing, and making wine is even classier.  Stomping out wine like the ancients is about as classy as it gets.  Honestly, who's classier than the booze pounding, orgy loving, bisexual, pedophile, deity-banging Greeks?  Also, watch out for that step, it's a doozy.  My only reluctance to use this as classy evidence is the fact that it doesn't help to scream and moan like a choad when trying to report classy things.



However, I will say that there have been some very classy news reporters.  For instance Erin Andrews.  She’s classy.  Because she’s a good sports journalist.  She seems to take the obsession of her from the interwebs and on college campuses in stride. That’s why.  I feel obligated to post here about EA not only because she's classy, but because people show up to our blog by searching for her.



You stay classy, Erin Andrews.

You shouldn't throw rocks

If you do, you'll get crushed. Then pooped on.

This has to work, right?

This kid wanted to shoot the basketball in the hoop from far away. If you don't have the arm strength, just use a skateboard to send it on its way. Makes perfect sense, if you know absolutely no physics.

Take that Chuck

I'm as big a Chuck Barkely fan as anyone else; I think we all are at JRSSOI. But EJ got him good here.

Your future Governor of Alabama, folks.

This was a good idea?

"So, uh, guys. I am going to uh jump up in the air, attempt to land my nuts square on this rail, and uh end all chances I ever had of making children. Anybody think this is a bad idea? Seriously, anybody? No? OK then here we go."