Where's the Beef?

Summer time is best spent by grilling and drinking everyone knows this. It's patriotic to love grilling and drinking. Only hippies and commies don't love grilling and drinking during the summer. But all is not well in this griller's heart.

The Colorado Beef Council is leading governing and advertising group for beef in the US. Their well know slogan is "Beef. It's what's for dinner." Being from Colorado myself, I have a special fondness to these ads, and recently, things are not well. The new spokesman for the Colorado Beef Council is non-other the internationally known sissy man-boy, Matthew McConaughey. Oh yes, it's that bad. Here is one recent add. http://www.cobeef.com/CMDocs/ColoradoBC/0338YNLB%20Colo%20Tag%2030%20sec.mp3

and

http://www.cobeef.com/CMDocs/ColoradoBC/0336YNLB%20Colo%20Tag%2060%20sec.mp3

Now, not that there is anything with beef, but the spokesman should be someone who actually eats beef and doesn't star in chick flicks that his royal gingerness (Captain Insano) owns. The Colorado Beef Council should have stayed with their old spokesman. He alone could win a lifetime achievement award for mustache of the week. He is an actor who only plays cowboys or sergents in wars, not girly men trying to marry JLo (ask Cpt Insano). I am referring to no other than Sam Elliot. He is the real "Beef. It's what's for dinner." guy.

Besides who would you rather eat a manly piece of steak from?

We all know who Jersey would pick, but what about the rest of America?

Ghost of the Week

After being exposed as a ghost last week, I have had some time to think. Some of you right now are getting chubs thinking about Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray and saying, I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Well, there are several reasons not to mess with ghosts. The first is, you can't kill a ghost. Second, we will haunt your ass. Third, we don't sleep. And most importantly, we are selective; there are no ginger ghosts. This is because ginger kids have no souls.

Don't mess with ghosts, unless you happen to be one, or want to be one, except gingers.

Robo-gingers?

It has come to my attention that the gingers may be forming an army of unstoppable cyborgs.  Here is an image of one, which may be Captain Insano's uncle/laptop.

There's also a baby ginger known as the "chosen one".  He is supposed to be like Anakin Skywalker, but for gingers not jedis.  I don't know what powers gingers are supposed to have besides the amazing ability to sunburn at an astonishing rate.  He looks like this:

Keep alert.  This could be a false alarm and just a picture of the Yeti as a baby.

The Burgundy Special

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Ninja Cat

Another reason why cats rock and kids totally suck.

Oh Yeah?

Not a ginger, but it gets the point across...

Ginger-vitis

We should maintain vigilance against the threat of ginger kinds. I think Cartman really puts the threat in proper the perspective.

Required reading

Since 2/7 of our "staff" members fall in this category, I thought I would warn the world of the harm that is the ginger.  Friends don't let friends get really red.  More importantly, friends will smother their friends babies if they turn out be gingers.  You can donate the money to me, and I'll be sure to forward it to Dr Pullmeov.