Apparently this shit isn't dead.

So check this site out, especially the sex posts. You WILL laugh your ass off.

F My Life dot Com

Boom. Roasted!

Cornell called, they think you suck, and you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted.

This is why failblog is the best website ever

Oh Yea!

Lightning Bolt of the week - McNuggets Edition

turns out that if you want McNuggets - you really want them. If they run out I think calling 911 three (3!) is certainly in order

Stupid Lady calls 911 3 times in an attempt to get her McNuggets

LBotW - Why haven't we posted in 3 months edition

So I just decided about 5 minutes ago I'm not giving up without a fight - let's keep posting stupid youtube videos until the man won't let us anymore. We can't stop just because we're too f#$%ing lazy dammit!

The future is so bright here I gotta wear shades

I could totally do that

Does this swing the tide in McCain's favor?

Only if he's saying "Grr, I'm gonna getcha!"



From my wife via Yahoo!

Camping trip this weekend, including beer. Maybe there will be pictures?

I treat my objects like women

Heard this on NLO.

just 35 minutes of people getting jacked up

The ULTIMATE COMPILATION!!!
Uploaded by phillyblacklite

Half-assed recap anyone? OK, half-assed recap it is.

Thursday: Arrived in Cbus. Went to the Library to watch the USC/Beavers game. Beavers for the win. Drank gin.

Friday: Yeti vomits at 9 AM. Shower, get Arby's drive through. Get on 270. Vomit in car - more specifically in Arby's bag, which is in the car. Clock reads 12:30. Double puke. Whee!



Get to south bend, hangovers abound. Watch "Leave it to the Real Beavers" in Walter's living room while waiting for him. Checked out campus. Saw two guys in gay hats hugging.

Went to eat huge burgers. Then went to some bar. There were a couple awesome people we had to document:
This guy still had the tag on his sport coat:


This guy had a tattoo that said "Made in Taiwan" on his neck:


This guy had a misshaped bald head:


Then we went home and watched Open Water 2: Adrift. Watch it, it's breathtaking!!

Saturday we went to the game. Game started at 3:30, tailgating started around 9. I had a hangover and needed to poop because of the big burger. Failure abounded. Drinking proceeded slowly for me. Walter and the Yeti drank the beers shotgun style:


We took one picture that we can frame and put by our beds so we can sleep near each other every night:


The game was OK. More like Pur-don't!!

Then we went back to the tailgate, a few more beers, some more at Walter's house and then sleep.

On the trip back, we documented a house with three (THREE!!!) cameros in front of it. Check this sweet shit out:

(God Bless The Midwest)

All in all, a great weekend. Next year we'll convene in Columbus Ohio.

Bring your green hat

Weekend Itinerary:

Thursday evening fly BWI - CMH. Get picked up from airport by Yeti. Proceed to drink at The Library. Maybe get a little drunk.

Friday: Drive from Columbus to South Bend, IN to stay with the ever-so-popular Walter Shobchak. Proceed to wear red satin jacket (cause that's what they like in South Bend) and drink copious amounts of booze. Then eat a sub and pass out.

Saturday: Tailgate with many Catholics, do my best to fit in and not make fun of Charlie Weis. Go to Purdue (apparently it's more like PurDon't) ND game at 2:30. Fall asleep from the lack of offense, then wake up to watch the final game winning field goal drive. Tailgate more after game, then drink till we can't feel feelings anymore.

Sunday: Drag ass back to Cbus to catch flight back to DC.

(Maybe) We'll post some pictures from the weekend when we're back. Not sure if we'll remember to take any (or if Walter can keep his sack out of any of them).

Damn

Just wow

So apparently this story is among the most popular on CNN.com right now.

A couple thoughts:

Have you ever heard of any Irish people offering free booze to the first 50 families that move to their neighborhood?

What about black people offering a 12 month supply of fried chicken?

No, you haven't, because that would be considered extremely racist and stereotypical.

However, since they're offering money it's ok - money is the standard by which we trade goods and compensate people for their work. Except that money is like crack for Jewish people.

Also, there aren't really any Jews in the south - if these people really wanted to live around lots of other Jews, they could move to Brooklyn. I heard there are a lot of Jewish people in New York.

best compilation ever

Duck, Duck, Canada

Feelin the flow. Workin it - workin it

So the US won the Ryder cup for the first time in like 75 years. Boo (Boo!!!) Weekley was celebrating while playing. Check him out.




Talk about a hole in one...

Friends are good

Sums Down!

US Economy reeeeeery bad.

Maybe they sell us cats for cheap!

Belly belly belly

Flop.

Lighting Bolt of the Week

been pretty busy lately - missed a few posts - hopefully bringing some funny will make up for my absence.