So I still haven't figured what I'm going to do with this "column", but for today I'm still riding the shocking theme. It's not the 'shocker' theme - like this kid would give to Erin Andrews if he could:
Today I'm going to shock you with how bad M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong is. I would offer further comment, but the trailer for his new 'movie' does it all for me.
Robot Chicken has already broken this one down for me, so I'll shamelessly steal their work