Big ups to the Yeti for taking the preview under his wing. I'm sure it's not easy (unless it is).
There's one glaring omission from the Euro 2008 field of 16. That would be the English.
Here is England:
If the English made the cut, they'd most definitely win (based on WAGs). They pretty much invented the WAG. The tabloids in England go crazy over taking pictures of these gold diggers while they shop, party, or sunbathe. Which is rather convenient for anybody with internet access.
Here's a few representative WAGs from the English side.
Alex Curran. Wife of Steven Gerrard. Likes to buy things and look good.
Colleen McLoughlin. Fiancee of Wayne Rooney.
Victoria Beckham. Pretty much the original WAG. Sometimes she doesn't look coked up and can look good.
Cheryl Tweedy. Wife of Ashley Cole. My favorite. Is also in some band called Girls Aloud. Whatever.
Carly Zucker. Girlfriend of Joe Cole.
Gemma Atkinson. Former girlfriend of Alan Smith. Also former girlfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo. As Harry would say: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
There are plenty more but these are the ones I felt like posting.
Based on all this, England wins. Big.