I had a poster growing up, and it looked like this:
The fine print says: What do you get when you cross a lion and a freight train? You get out of the way.
It's a long video, but just imagine for a few minutes that Barry Sanders didn't retire. Another 5 years of this:
A lot of kids I knew growing up loved the Cowboys. If Barry Sanders had the mid-90's Cowboys line, hed never be touched in yardage. Barry walked away. Emmitt dragged it out on the Cardinals/Dancing with the Stars. Fuck Emmitt.
Barry Sanders is the man.
And now, for something funny: